Two in the Closet · Humor, Spirituality & Real Talk for Women 50+

Podcast by Beth & Jen

Two in the Closet · Humor, Spirituality & Real Talk for Women 50+

Welcome to Two in the Closet Podcast — where two midlife best friends (Beth & Jen) squeeze into a closet to spill the truth about life, laughter, and spiritual growth. 🎙️ If you’re a woman 50+ who craves humor, heart, and high-vibe conversations, you’re in the right place. We dive into everything from spirituality and self-discovery to generational slang, decluttering, solo aging, procrastination, and the funny side of everyday life. Our blend of spiritual wisdom, metaphysical insights, and zero-shame storytelling makes this podcast the perfect mix of inspiration and entertainment. Think of us as your closet confidantes — always real, sometimes ridiculous, and never afraid to laugh at ourselves. 👉 Subscribe now and join the conversation: midlife, mindset, and metaphysics with a side of humor. Because life’s too short not to laugh, reflect, and reset.

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19 December 2025

Holiday Wrap-Up: Gratitude, Favorite Episodes & Last-Minute Gift Ideas (Zero Shame Edition)

As we wrap up another season of Two in the Closet, we’re closing the year the only way we know how — with honesty, humor, gratitude, and a little festive chaos.

In this special holiday wrap-up episode, Beth and Jen reflect on the podcast journey so far, revisit some of our favorite and most-listened-to episodes, and share what this season of growth has meant to us personally. From shedding old beliefs to celebrating how far we’ve come, this conversation is part year-end reflection, part love letter to our listeners.

We also dive into our holiday traditions, including celebrating different faith backgrounds, redefining what the holidays mean as we get older, and choosing connection over perfection.

And because procrastination happens (no shame), we’ve got you covered with last-minute holiday gift ideas — from budget-friendly DIY gifts and cozy favorites to funny white-elephant ideas and meaningful experiences that don’t require Amazon Prime panic.

BONUS: Get Beth's Interactive Journal in time for Christmas here: https://amzn.to/4j9jBv1

✨ In this episode, we talk about:

Our favorite podcast episodes from Seasons 1 & 2
What surprised us most about sticking with podcasting
Gratitude practices during challenging times
Celebrating Hanukkah, Christmas & blended traditions
Budget-friendly and meaningful last-minute gift ideas
Gag gifts, cozy gifts & experiential gifts we actually love
Why handwritten notes still matter
Letting go of what no longer serves us as we head into the new year
What we’re excited about for the next season of the podcast

Whether you’re wrapping presents, reflecting on the year, or just hiding in a closet for some peace and quiet — this episode is for you.

💌 Holiday Bonus:

Tell us what topics you’d love us to cover next season or what guests you want to hear from — consider it our Christmas wish from you.

Thank you for listening, supporting, and being part of our community. We couldn’t do this without you.

🎧 Listen, subscribe, and share with someone who needs a little holiday realness.

Zero shame. Lots of sass. Always heart.

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03 December 2025

Mushrooms Are Having A Moment....curious yet?

Mushrooms are everywhere — in coffee blends, wellness stacks, brain supplements, retreats, and even clinical research. But what’s hype, what’s healing, and what’s the actual difference between functional mushrooms and magical ones?

In this episode, we unpack it all with curiosity, humor, and a very human perspective.

You’ll hear us dive into:

🍄 Functional mushrooms

& what they’re used for — immune support, cognitive benefits, energy, gut health, & more.

Reishi, Lion’s Mane, Cordyceps, Chaga, Turkey Tail, Shiitake — all the everyday fungi with big reputations.

🔮 Psilocybin (aka magic mushrooms)

We explore how they affect serotonin, ego, neural pathways, depression patterns, and introspection — including personal experience and fascinating research by Johns Hopkins, NYU & UCSF.

⚡ Microdosing vs macrodosing

What it means, why people do it, how it may enhance creativity & mood, and what to be cautious about.

❤ The spiritual side of mushrooms

How plant medicine has been used ceremonially, why intention matters, and why safe set + setting are everything.

We talk personal stories — grief healing, creative breakthroughs, even "brain like a flower opening."

🛑 Plus — a realistic disclaimer:

We are not doctors, mycologists, or shamans — just curious women sharing information and lived experience.

Always check with a healthcare provider before trying supplements or psilocybin.

Stay smart. Stay safe. Stay legal.

Where to Go Next

If you’re mushroom-curious, wellness-minded, spiritually open, or just want the spark-notes on fungi evolution — this episode will expand you.

🎧 Listen | Laugh | Learn

💛 Share this episode with the most curious friend you know

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26 November 2025

Thanksgiving Gratitude — The Quantum Way

In this Thanksgiving-week episode of Two in the Closet, Beth & Jen go way beyond the beginner “be grateful” fluff and get into the real stuff — the spiritual, metaphysical, and quantum mechanics of gratitude. We talk Joe Dispenza, heart-brain coherence, survival mode, frequency, manifestation, and why gratitude isn’t a bypass — it’s an energetic technology.

You’ll hear:

✨ Why gratitude is the ultimate sign of receivership (Joe Dispenza insight)

✨ How gratitude shifts the nervous system from survival → creation mode

✨ The science behind heart-brain coherence & magnetizing outcomes

✨ How to access gratitude when it feels impossible

✨ Why micro-gratitude still counts energetically

✨ Spiritual takeaways from Michael Beckwith & quantum principles

✨ Real personal stories of panic, fear, survival, loss — and breakthrough

✨ A nightly gratitude ritual to rewire the body to the future state you want

✨ Our shared 20-item gratitude list + your listener homework

If you’ve ever struggled to feel grateful while life is still messy, heavy, or uncertain — this episode will help you soften, breathe, and tune your frequency upward. Gratitude isn’t just emotional — it’s magnetic energy.

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19 November 2025

Are You Hiding, or Healing?

n this episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jen get very real about hiding — the emotional kind. Why we do it, how it shows up, and how it slowly disconnects us from the people who love us most. From slipping into the “she cave,” to shrinking online, to saying “It’s fine” when it isn’t, the girls peel back the layers of why so many women (especially over 40, 50 and beyond) retreat when life gets overwhelming.

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05 November 2025

The Fire We Inherited: How Sacred Rage Frees What Our Families Buried Pt 1

In this powerful episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jen open the door to a topic many of us over 50 have felt but rarely named — sacred rage.

Beth shares a deeply personal story that began at a cacao ceremony and unfolded into a revelation: the rage she carried wasn’t random. It was inherited — a quiet, unspoken grief passed down through generations.

Together, they explore:

💔 How unspoken family trauma lives in our bodies as anxiety, perfectionism, or emotional shutdown.
🔥 Why “rage” can actually be a sacred messenger for healing, not something to suppress.
💬 How silence and emotional withholding shape love, safety, and self-expression.
🌿 Practical steps for noticing ancestral patterns and beginning to release them.

This episode invites listeners to turn rage into release, silence into voice, and fear into freedom — because healing your lineage starts with naming what was never spoken.

👉 Stay tuned for Part 2, where Beth and Jen continue the journey from rage to release — and explore what it really means to feel safe being seen.

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29 October 2025

We Do Not Care Club: Midlife Myth-Busting Edition

💬 Episode Description

Think midlife means slowing down, fading out, or giving up your sparkle? Think again. In this episode, Beth and Jen crack open the myths about women over 50 and 60 — from sex and style to friendships, adventure, and the freedom of finally not giving a 💩.

Join the “We Do Not Care Club” as we laugh, reflect, and get real about what it means to reinvent yourself in the decades where you finally know who you are — and just don’t care what anyone thinks about it.

Whether you’re learning TikTok, trying something new, or trading your heels for happiness, this one’s for every woman rewriting her own story.

In this episode:

Myth #1: “You’re too old to start something new.” Spoiler alert: Beth wrote two books after turning 60.
Myth #2: “Women over 50 aren’t sexy.” Jen’s take: We’re just smarter and bolder about it now.
Myth #3: “You can’t make new friends after 50.” Actually, it’s harder — but way deeper and more fun.
Myth #4: “Tech and TikTok are for the kids.” Nope. Beth’s making affiliate money and new friends on TikTok.
Myth #5: “Adventure’s for the young.” Tell that to Jen, who hit Burning Man and a drum circle.

🎧 Tune in for: laughter, real talk, stories from the closet, and proof that life after 50 isn’t winding down — it’s finally getting good.

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